No one knew Tango Chrome’s real name. At parties, the girls would guard their drinks against jokesters and evil-doers alike, but Tango diligently protected his sobriety and by default, his wallet, and therefore his license. It became a running gag among his friends and those he rode with who were determined to find out his given names, both first and last. They plotted among themselves and came up with outrageous plans to bribe the current woman in his life to find out his name while he was sleeping, but these plans fell through mostly because the women were reluctant to cooperate and well, Tango stood 6’ 5” tall, weighed in at 285 pounds and became red hot angry when so inspired or provoked.
By any other Name – Fragment #25